Muricy conversando com o Deus (Humor)

Era o início da década de 90, quando se deu este interessante episódio :

Abel Braga marca uma reunião com Deus.

Chegando lá, ele pergunta:

- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se eu serei campeão da Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap flap (páginas do livro de Deus)

- e diz:

- Sim, você será campeão da Libertadores em 2006 com o Internacional, na gestão do presidente Fernando Carvalho

Paulo Autuori, curioso, também marca uma reunião com Deus:

- Senhor Deus, eu também serei campeão da Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap, flap, flap, - e diz:

- Será sim, você será campeão da Libertadores duas vezes, uma vez no Cruzeiro na gestão de Zezé Perrela e uma no São Paulo na gestão de Marcelo Portugal Gouvêa

Muricy Ramalho também marca a tal reunião com Deus (mais facil ele sentar no colo do capeta).

- E eu serei campeão da Libertadores?

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Juvenal Juvêncio que acompanhava de perto, já extremamente irritado, pegou o livro das mãos do todo poderoso e continuou ...

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Fonte: desciclopédia